Is People of Walmart the Best Website Ever?
Yes, yes, a million times yes. People of Walmart is possibly the best website in the history of websites. In fact, the willpower that I, the Truemorist, am showing by taking the time to inform you, the people, of this veritable internet ecstasy is insane. It's valuable time that I could be spending ogling over the hilarity manifest that is peopleofwalmart.com.
Nay, you must be thinking, Twitter is brilliant or Facebook is my life. But to you nay-thinkers I say nay right back. People of Walmart is not only a source of the most raw, stunning, inglorious individuals on the internet but let's take it deeper, the site makes you feel good about yourself. No need for a therapist, just a simple click and any woes about yourself you may have had are immediately expelled.
Think of it like awkward family photos, or look at this fucking hipster, et al. only these people are universally, in America at least, tangible. The stunningly grotesque creatures live all over but their true colors shine in the megastore's light and peopleofwalmart.com showcases this.
Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam. And if you haven’t ran into the 6’2” bull-dyke with a shaved head, rockin a wonder bra, flannel cutoff shirt, and jean shorts at 2 a.m. when your there to pick up frozen pizza, Doritos, and Chips Ahoy cookies, then you can get the fuck out right now.
Submit your photos and be a part of the best website ever, please.
I say kudos and have every intention of nominating People of Walmart for a Pulitzer. Thank you.