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Place this spooky gargoyle outside and watch him at night as his eyes light up, giving your yard a spooky, haunting look. A great decoration, indoors or outdoors, for halloween or even all year round. Made of weather resistant poly-resin and is wonderfully detailed. Stands 8 inches tall.
Celebrating evil things makes about as much sense to me as hitting your head with a hammer. I don’t get Halloween....