Pregnant?!

It is almost 10 p.m. I am at the supermarket looking for dry biological yeast. Nothing much, the cell phone bips, its a message...

"Hi bear!" She calls me bear. "I was with you most of the afternoom", Amanda continues. "But I did not have the courage to say it..."

My heart trembles. I thought: what?

This is my youngest, lovely Amanda. She and her sister Gabriela both just entered the University, they like theater, literature, history and are naturaly left wing.  :)

"I am pregnant from one of my veteranes... I am sorry" she finished.

My legs tremble too. "Forget the yeast!" I thought. My Gosh what do I do now? Now is too late. "I have to be strong", I thought still.

Her cell phone rings, once, twice. At last she answers:

- Hi dad!

- My dear I dont know what to say. I am here. I... It´s ok...

- Dad, it is April fools!

- Oh... f say.

What a wanderfool day!!!