Prince Charles snubs Dr. Who

Joined on-stage by actor John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack Harkness in the hit series, Mr Davies OBE [said]: "He turned us down, the miserable swine."

Mr Davies, considered to be the leading force behind the 44-year-old show's revival, recently announced his tenure as lead writer and executive producer would end in 2009.

The 45-year-old Welshman resisted giving away any secrets about the forthcoming specials or next series to the crowd in Cheltenham.

‘The other guests and I were given a tour of the grounds,’ [said Barrowman,] ‘and because I drink a lot of water before I sing, I needed to use the bathroom. But we were a quarter of a mile from the house, and there was no way I could make it back in time. So the guide said, “Well, do what you like and I’ll turn a blind eye.” So I took a pee in one of Prince Charles’s bushes. Afterwards I said to the guide, “If there are any complaints, tell Charles it’s organic…”’