Ricky Gervais Golden Globes 2012: List of Jokes, Monologue Video

Ricky Gervais Took Some More Shots at Celebrities During the 2012 Golden Globes. Here is the Ricky Gervais Golden Globes 2012 Monologue and List of Jokes

Ricky Gervais isn't  afraid to make a few enemies. As host of the 2012 Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais took more than a few shots at famous celebrities like Madonna, Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson and Justin Bieber. He also took some shots at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the folks who put together the Golden Globes.

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Here is a list of Ricky Gervais jokes from the 2012 Golden Globes:

On the Golden Globes: "Tonight, you get Britain's biggest comedian, hosting the world's second-biggest award show on America's third-biggest network. Sorry, fourth."

On Kim Kardashian: "The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker and more easily bought."

On Eddie Murphy quitting the Oscars: "When the man who said yes to 'Norbit' says no to you, you know you're in trouble," Gervais said.

On celebrity divorces: "Arnold and Maria. J. Lo and Marc Anthony. Ashton and Demi, Kim Kardashian and some guy no one will ever remember. He wasn't around long. Seventy-two days — a marriage that lasted 72 days. I've sat through longer James Cameron speeches."

On Justin Bieber: "Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test. What a waste of a test that would have been!" he joked. "No, he's not the father. The only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters. Open wide."

No doubt, plenty of critics are saying that the 2012 Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue didn't quite match last year's monologue. 

At any rate, here's video of the Ricky Gervais 2012 Golden Globes monologue.

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