#RIPMickJagger: Mick Jagger is Not Dead
Mick Jagger Did Not Die, So Stop Mourning Him on Twitter
There's been a spike of "RIP Mick Jagger" tweets, but Mick Jagger is not dead. Sir Mick is very much alive, having just rocked the Grammy Awards. It's debatable if Mick Jagger is even mortal. At any rate, Mick Jagger: not dead. Carry on.
Before you get started, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood are also still alive.
(However, it's true that the Hell's Angels tried to kill Mick Jagger, but failed)