Truemors
Three things I thought me the ninstant (nano instant) I first saw Sarah Palin:
1. Girlfrien' seen more than her share of pick-up flat beds (unh-huh.)
2. I'll bet a C-note she needs a bikini wax.
3. She's the most dangerous kind of moron - "intelligent." Those 'smarts' have grossed her a pregnant teen and a man best described as a skilled snomobiler with live sperm. Also on her tab, three more mom-starved, not brilliant future tweaker bear-hunters and, to cap it off, a TOTALLY IGNORED DOWN SYNDROME INFANT.
Are there roofies in the chem trails now? Hey, Droogs - that's FUCKING AWFUL!
If *ELECTION '08!* was a movie, I'd sit that rootin' tootin' tomato down for a heart-wrenching, heart warming chat. She'd spring to a satori, fueled by my pith. The Right Thing To Do would beckon clearly. Our Girl would raise her own damn bar and choose Compassion (as played by Sandra Bullock.)
When I wrote TV Movies as a whippersnapette, they made us write sappy endings - People Do Right. That's not what happens. Break it down: Palin's life decisions have caused complex and stressful consequences that demand time BITCH DO NOT HAVE.
So: Should Spunky Political Iditarod Musher Governor Sarah Palin (R Alaska)
(A.) Show character and focus on attending to her in situ roiling miasma, OR
(B.) Should she add to it?
Jeepers! What's your opinion on that?
That bovine pisher Bristol knocked up, oy vey - BAD PARENTING. There is no reason for a seventeen year old to concieve unless the XY is God, she doesn't know how babies happen or doesn't have enough self-esteem to STOP A MOMENT that is proceeding irresponsibly. A moment for which only SHE could pay, not the shmuck with the boner. I've seen a lot of like family values - mostly on 'COPS'.
I think I'd saw off half a finger to have watched The Men In Black knock on snag-fishing ejaculator Levi Johnston's lean-to, shove a suit at him and announce He Is Engaged. Could Sasha Baron Cohen write anything better?
As for baby Trig, WTF? Why is he even here? The Barracuda had four ignored kids already. Should Her Honor have indulged herself in a bareback dicking, you know, considering? Do you imagine this, by moonlight:
SARAH: "Toddy, my lamb, husband, hero... should we create another life from God's Love to further divide the Pie Scrap of my Attention that all of our children must share?"
TODD (if it was Todd:) "Why YES, my flower, lady-wife who rouses my loins! Brilliant!
If Palin opposes abortion, FINE, that's not the point. The point is that she was SCREWING IRRESPONSIBLY, without behavioral or birth control, JUST LIKE BRISTOL!
Sista ignored lotsa shizz to GIT HER PARTY ON! Hey Sarah - let's see your tits!
You want THAT mindset to be "a heartbeat away from the presidency" when the heartbeat belongs to McCorpse (72 years young!) the Melanoma Man? NYET!
Debate wise, was she a twinkly, Eddie Haskell suck-up or what?
Her eyes got kind of moist when Biden was mean enough to talk Afghanistan and not see that Senator John McCain was no Bush lacky but, gosh, a Maverick, with his own darn mind! Then - PRESTO - her face snapped dark. It was like one of those Disney Haunted House portraits that, as lightning strikes, flicker Good/Evil/Good.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden, who I knew little about, impressed the HECK out of me. Perhaps it's gross to say of a man his age, but... I got a strong sense that he knew how to fuck. Same with Obama, of course. I like that in a ticket.
Biden was cool, courtly, polite, in command of his facts, and even had the grace to be amused by Palin's undaunted pyrotechnic display of baseless chutzpah. Oh, and he used the word 'contemporaneously'. I might be in constituent love.
The Vice Presidential Debate last night, my compadres, was a live-action production of All About Eve.
SARAH PALIN IS EVE. WE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, ARE BETTE DAVIS.
Buyer beware.
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at 20:11 on February 28th, 2009
Just because she is HOT does not make her a Ho>> Asshole :)