Shira: 'Pound My Muffin' Video is Compellingly Awful

Shira (featuring ASCO): 'Pound My Muffin'

Take Rebecca Black, move her from Los Angeles to Pittsburgh, add some slutty lyrics and sketchy special effects, throw in a few cupcakes, and you have Shira K.

After you watch Shira Krasnow's "Pound My Muffin" video, you'll do two things

1. You'll smash your screen into a thousand pieces, just to be sure that you'll never have to watch it again.
   
2. You'll wonder why Shira can't tell the difference between a muffin and a cupcake.

Watch the video below if you must; it's NSFW for language, and also not safe for diabetics. However, it's gluten-free, according to one sharp-eyed Boing Boing reader.

• @ShiraMissMuffin: Shira Krasnow on Twitter
  

... and who's that driving the sports car full of jailbait chicks at the end of the video? Is that Shira's dad?! We're pretty sure it's Shira's dad. Makes sense, since the video's budget didn't allow for dollar bills, hence the undersized prop cash.

Again, we must point out that the video below, while titled "Pound My Muffin", features only cupcakes. No muffins. So check out the video, and rest assured that Boxing Week sales mean that replacing your shattered screen will be relatively cheap.

Videos

Pound On My Muffin - SHIRA FT ASCO **Official Music Video**

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