Shrove Tuesday: The Hardest Things to Give Up for Lent

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Today is Shrove Tuesday (Fat Tuesday), which means that Ash Wednesday arrives tomorrow, and thus begins the forty days of Lent. In the past, Lent was vegetarian-only, and fasting was required: only one full meal (and maybe two smaller meals) per day. In modern times, though, Lent is more of a voluntary thing, with participants giving up favorite foods and drink, or committing to works of charity and volunteerism. So, what would be the hardest things to give up for Lent?

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My guesses would be:

• Animal products. Even if you're cool with six bacon-less weeks, it's pretty hard to be 100% sure that you're not consuming something that came from a living thing that once blinked. Did you know that the fluid that cleans beer taps contains animal products? Draught beer is not vegan. Speaking of which...
• Alcohol. This would be rough. No beer, no wine, fine. No whiskey? Now we're getting into difficult territory. What about stuff like rum cake? How about cooking with wine, when the alcohol is burned off?
• Coffee. If you work at a startup, you'd be toast in about two hours. This one's pretty much fuhgeddaboudit. It's not just the caffeine, but coffee culture. The scream of the espresso machine. The steamed milk. The warm cup on a winter's day.
• Chocolate. Easy enough during the day, but what about at birthday parties? It's bad luck not to have a piece of cake, or so I've been told. What about late at night, when you've had a crappy day?
• Fast food. This would be incredibly easy, unless you define fast food as anything pre-made at an eating establishment. What about pizza by the slice? In Vancouver, where our pizza-by-the-slice is dreadful, that's not too hard, but what about San Franciscans? Chicagoans? New Yorkers? You can appreciate how difficult this would be.
• Television. The Olympics are on. Can you really miss the curling? The skier-cross? If you can make it past the first two weeks of Lent, this would be easy, since only Tuesday nights (Lost) would be tough... but you wouldn't make it past the first two weeks.
• The Internet. Hahahaha! Yeah, right.

What would you just not be able to give up for Lent?