Snooki Due Date: December 21, 2012: Guido Armageddon?
Cultural Doomsday: Snooki Baby Due December 21, 2012
Snooki is pregnant, as we all know, whether we want to or not. But did you know Snooki's due date? Snooki's baby is due on December 21, 2012. Does that date sound familiar?
December 21, 2012 is believed to be the end of the 5,125-year Mesoamerican long calendar ("The Mayan Calendar"), which some believe will be the date on which the world ends. Hey, for some Twitter users, Snooki's beating them to domesticity is the end of the world.
Others see December 21, 2012 as a time of mass spiritual evolution or change. Or maybe the Mayans simply ran out of rock, punting the problem forward as did the architects of Unix (i.e. the Year 2038 Problem).
Snooki's pregnancy has already brought about some knuckleheaded smack talk from ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella, which led to a Twitter war between Emilio and Jionni LaValle, as they battle to become King of Guido Island or whatever.
Will Snooki's new baby herald the apocalypse, like something out of The Omen, or or will people of all creeds and colors coalesce into a unified hue of orange as we all fist-pump as one?
The real question: how the hell did Harold Camping miss this one?