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Spencer Pratt Drops a Great White Rap Single: 'I'm A Celebrity'

by Jarrett Martineau | May 22, 2009 at 10:44 am

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Spencer Pratt is the new Joaquin Phoenix — minus the acting talent.

The celebrity flu-masked other half of Heidi Montag, the boy who puts the "Spe" in Speidi is trying to make a "Great White" name for himself in the rap world...as a rapper.

Not only is he claiming that he'll out-sell Flo Rida and make "music history" he has, in all earnestness, assumed the eminent rapping moniker: "The Great White".

Even Asher Roth, Eminem, Marky Mark, Vanilla Ice and, yes, Joaquin must be shaking their heads at this one.

The first line of the song literally starts with the words: "First Tweet of the day..."

My soul hurts.

Spencer Pratt is certainly confident about his career as a rapper. He's released one track, "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here," and he's already four songs into his debut album, Angels & Demons, which he hopes to have out by his birthday on August 14.

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fayala

at 12:38 on May 22nd, 2009

I just died a little inside listening to this.

It seriously makes me lose respect for the human race to know that we made it okay for these vapid, no-talent, media-whores to get as far as they have in life.

I've shelved Pratt with the rest of his kind (Tila Tequila, Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian), all the way in the part of my brain that will be removed if I ever get a lobotomy. What on earth happened to being famous for actually doing something meaningful that requires talent?

Jarrett Martineau

at 12:47 on May 22nd, 2009

Amen!

corey_246

at 14:00 on May 22nd, 2009

I'm sorry but this is a little crazy, Heidi's music isn't half as bad as this joke. Spencer is not a celeb. what has he done to get that status? Stage some corny photos with his "wife", sit on a reality show and text the entire time and now star in another reality show which he will surely be booted from very soon God willing.

It's sad when people like Spencer can get a single out, when talented and more deserving artists cannot, if Spencer wants to become a celeb why not use some of his major checks from The Hills and produce some singers who deserve to get their music out there, instead of horrible gimmicks of self-promotion like this.

Amy Judd

at 14:22 on May 22nd, 2009

Exactly, people who are struggling just to get a music executive to hear their stuff must just be sick to see things like this, when such a no-talent guy can get so much play.

JeffHuang

at 14:01 on May 22nd, 2009

The song is hilarious. "america hates me because the media loves me" - dumb.

cyn.khoo

at 00:03 on June 2nd, 2009

Yet sadly, kinda true!

Amy Judd

at 14:21 on May 22nd, 2009

This is just as bad as Kevin Federline thinking he can have a rap career... no wait, maybe it's worse...

JeffHuang

at 14:33 on May 22nd, 2009

K.Fed and his popozao song? Its a close call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2e2NoTZU4

apple_jamz

at 14:51 on May 22nd, 2009

I love Spencer Pratt - all you people are just haterS!!!

laura c (not verified)

at 03:12 on June 23rd, 2009

i have heard worse than that (rap) im from the uk, spencer is on tv in America the fact i know his name and his wife's and their breakups and makeups fake or not i think that makes him a celeb wither its on the D list or A list a celeb none the less? i hated the hills at first but now i like it and want to move to LA as soon as i finish my law degree keep up the good work guys luv it! x