Star Wars Deleted Scenes Coming to Blu-Ray (Video)

by Jordan Yerman | July 22, 2011 at 08:13 am

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Star Wars Deleted Scenes Teaser

Perhaps the Ewoks have developed a bit of a coke habit, because yet another Star Wars video release is imminent. This time, it's the complete Star Wars saga remastered, along with deleted scenes from the first three films (i.e. the good ones).

When I hear "remastered", though, I worry. This is because, whenever George Lucas touches his classic trilogy, he finds a way to make it suckier. Now we've got Greedo shooting first, fake-ass creatures in Mos Eisley, and a Kiwi Boba Fett.

Now Greedo's kids get teased at school, while Han's record is scrubbed clean.

The Star Wars deleted scenes include:

Wompas attack the Hoth base!
Admiral Ackbar flying a fighter (and not in his cafeteria-staff uniform)!
Luke using binoculars!
Lots of wandering around in sandstorms!

The footage debuted at San Diego Comic-Con 2011, and is coming soon to a ~~file-sharing site~~ video store near you... because Ewok Cocaine ain't free.