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Texting While Intoxicated: Don't Do It!

by Truemorist | August 28, 2009 at 07:21 am

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I see that "texting while intoxicated" is a big search term this morning, but I bet that folks are really looking on info about texting while driving, and how that's like driving while intoxicated. Or maybe they're looking for that hardcore texting while driving PSA. So this may not be a true Google Trends FAIL, but a user typing issue.

Or maybe people are looking for ways to stop themselves from texting while intoxicated- avoiding those embarrassing missives to their exes, and ill-conceived emoticons.

You tell me: what were you looking for when you typed "texting while intoxicated" into Google?

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twifan (not verified)

at 22:32 on August 28th, 2009

same here.

assume no more (not verified)

at 15:40 on August 29th, 2009

They were actually looking for the web page for the new iPhone app TWI texting while intoxicated. You know what happens when we ASSUME...............

Jadestar (not verified)

at 20:45 on September 16th, 2009

I have/love this app! It's the best thing ever, most deff some funny shit on there

Darkwave (not verified)

at 03:46 on August 30th, 2009

same here! I was looking for the webpage for the iPhone app TWI

Sareee (not verified)

at 04:37 on August 30th, 2009

As was i, has anyone found it?

Caryla (not verified)

at 09:41 on September 1st, 2009

I've been looking to see if there is a website for the iPhone app too. I didn't see one though.

Alzaria (not verified)

at 15:19 on September 1st, 2009

I got the apps while looking at FML apps and received the popout add

Johnnie P (not verified)

at 08:46 on October 28th, 2009

Same here, but I didn't click the ad to see the page...I just searched for it. Guess I will go back to it and hope the pop-up ad is there so I can get the URL.

CiCi Gabore (not verified)

at 17:44 on September 2nd, 2009

Ha Ha ha...same here!How did I find this page?! There is another one...

Zack Sloane (not verified)

at 12:28 on September 3rd, 2009

Same here...anyone find it yet? lol

Curlz (not verified)

at 14:24 on September 4th, 2009

LMAO! Old ppl are funny..they wouldn't know TWI if it hit them in the face. Of course we weren't trying to find was to stop ourselves from texting while driving...we just want the new iPhone app LOL! Do you know what an iPhone is? LMAO!

Andrés (not verified)

at 16:19 on September 7th, 2009

seriously retarded. you took the time to "notice" what was being typed into google but not to figure out why? great job, dipshit.

Sadie_J (not verified)

at 18:26 on September 8th, 2009

HAHA!! Yeah, I accidentally typed 'intoxicated' instead of 'driving'. What the hell. Are you mentally retarded? It's called an iPhone and awesome ppl have the, we're looking for the app. Sent from my iPhone...while driving...intoxicated...and texting...WTF

LAD (not verified)

at 03:57 on September 18th, 2009

Does anyone know the website: TWI and where it is? thanks!!

Bob Sparks (not verified)

at 18:17 on September 19th, 2009

Ha! Fail!

twii (not verified)

at 18:23 on September 21st, 2009

people are idiots. thats all i have to say. is that if you dont know what it is shut your mouth

yanna85 (not verified)

at 16:11 on October 6th, 2009

looking for the iphone app as well....

Ahhkarlyy (not verified)

at 19:03 on October 9th, 2009

We were looking for the website of an iPhone app called texting while intoxicated.(TWI)

Main (not verified)

at 17:13 on October 23rd, 2009

they definitely mean what they type! dont ASSUME!!! do you know what happens when you ASSUME?Texting while intoxicated is a iPhone App, check it out for yourself

Johnnie P (not verified)

at 08:44 on October 28th, 2009

Awesome, you totally blew this one, lol. Everyone IS searching for the iPhone app TWI not some random stuff that you mentioned. Take advice from reporter — don't assume things.This is a FAIL!It is great how the person who posted this didn't know the answer, but pretty much every person who commented seems too!

TWI (not verified)

at 22:40 on November 5th, 2009

I was looking for the webpage for texting while intoxicated, which, as everyone mentioned, is an iPhone app. I have the app, but my phone is all the way across the room and wanted to read them from my computer. I will admit the first 50 seconds of that video, however, were almost as appealing as reading from TWI, however you should really cut the last part out of the video. It becomes quite depressing what young teenage girls can accomplish on the road.PS. I know how to type, I may have been intoxicated while typing "texting while intoxicated" into the search engine, but still didn't miss a single keystroke or I wouldn't have found this webpage. Thanks, and have a wonderful day.