There’s a zombie outside my door

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Each morning before 5 a.m. someone slips off the elevator and drops a paper outside my door. The day begins when the paper drops. Several times in the past week, the paper didn’t drop and therefore the day didn't start off right.

This morning, I didn’t know what to expect because it is the day of the Rapture. I was going to lie in bed and wait to see if I was carried off into the clouds as some have predicted would happen.

The scripture reads something like a frequent flyer program. Those who attend the message frequently go first, followed by everyone else, whether they want to go or not. Good news, everyone ends up in the same heavenly place with some getting better seats than others.

For all of those who made it up there today on schedule, well bless your hearts. I have a feeling that you might have been going today anyway – some were sick, some subject to fateful accident, and others who knows?

Anyway, the paper dropped and I am still here. It is a very sunny morning and a fine day to do some painting if I can find the bugoff.