These Pippa Kate Middleton Will Nude Pics Close News
by Karen Fish
Many people believe that the 168 year old News of the World closed today because of a police bribery and phone wiretapping scandal but nothing could be farther from the truth. The real reason for the closure of News of the World today emanates deep within the hallowed walls of Buckingham Palace.
With Prince Charles set to become King and Camilla set to become Queen of England the British Monarchy knew that tough times lay ahead for the stodgy old Monarchy. People who longed for Queen Diana were feeling tremendous resentment over having home wrecker Queen Camilla thrust upon them; the very future of the Monarchy was at stake.
This is why the Buckingham Palace public relations firm led by Ari Gold rushed Prince William down the aisle with Kate Middleton, sister of Pippa Middleton, to inject hot young loveable sex into the Monarchy and keep it alive for another few hundred years or until the Apocalypse whichever comes first.
News of the World was the first to publish nude pics of Will, Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton swimming like Kennedys in the Mediterranean Sea. Then the world fell in love with Pippa Middleton’s derriere as she carried her sister’s train at Westminster Abbey. Not to be outdone, Kate Middleton accidentally had a rear end wardrobe malfunction. News of the World agreed to fall on their sword in return for approval by Britain of the News Corporation’s $20 Billion takeover of broadcaster BSkyB.
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