Top 6 Reasons Barack Won’t ‘Wed’ Hillary

It appears no shotgun wedding will take place three months from now at the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Below are the Top 6 reasons behind presidential candidate Barack Obama’s decision not to exchange political vows with his leading rival, Hillary Clinton:

1. Same-sex marriage is illegal in Colorado;

2. Hillary demanded to be the groom;

3. Barack refused to marry a woman wearing a white pantsuit;

4. Barack believed a shotgun wedding might cost him the support of anti-gun voters;

5. Even after setting fund-raising records, Barack couldn’t afford rice; and

6. The thought of hearing Hillary say, “til death do us part,” gave Barack the creeps.

If you know of another reason, share it with BMW readers in the comments section below.

-- Bob McCarty Writes