Veena Malik Nude as Bin Laden’s Doctor’s Nurse
by Karen Fish
Veena Malik nude Pakistani actress is poised to take her clothes off in her double role in “Daal Main Kuch Kala Hai” or “I Will Add Some Art.” It’s the story of an up and coming actress who is dying to become a Bollywood star. The casting couch guy is played by famed opthamologist Bashar al Assad. It seems that massacring his own people is getting tiresone and Bashar is now branching out. “Hooray for Bollywood!”
Never one to let a few fatwas get in her way courageous Veena Malik nude model recently posed for the cover of FHM Magazine with the initials of the Pakistani CIA in large bold italics on her upper left arm. Osama bin laden has left the building. Unknown to the ISI Osama bin Laden had been hiding with three of his wives in a Playboy Mansion on a Pakistani military base for five years. We gave billions of dollars to Pakistan’s rulers to help us track down Osama bin Laden.
Three days ago Pakistan’s Supreme Court dismissed Pakistani Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani. Yesterday Pakistani militants from FATA, Pakistan murdered 18 guests at a Kabul Hotel and now the US is considering attacking nuclear armed Pakistan. Also yesterday Syria shot down a Turkish warplane. Turkey is a NATO country and when Russia invaded Georgia Sarah Palin was asked if this would lead her to attack Russia and on a youtube.com video she said “Of course, these are the rules of NATO, if one NATO country is attacked all of the NATO countries must come to their rescue.”
Draft dodger Mitt Romney is saying publicly that he doesn’t even need the approval of congress to attack Russia, which would be the end of life on earth. Unfortunately Mitt the Promiser will not be in time for Dec. 21, 2012 the Mayan Apocalypse so he has renamed his inauguration date Jan. 20, 2013 the Mormon Apocalypse. He may be in time for the official Mayan Apocalypse if the US Supreme Court follows the Egyptian Supreme Court and dismisses the Congress and the President. It’s getting so complicated that the Muslims are forgetting that if Israel were to be wiped off the face of the earth peace would envelop the earth and we could get back to watching Veena Malik nude and burka free in her double role in “I Will Add Some Art.”