The Daily Cous Cous

The Daily Kos meets Al-Jazeera. Anyone get the idea that the Left might be carrying this “the enemy of my enemy” thing just a bit too far? He sounded like he got the DNC talking points memo. Those guys should really be proud of themselves. You have tokos_screw_em1.jpg wonder if they aren’t just a little embarrassed at hearing their own words come out of his mouth. I wish someone would ask ANY of the democrat Presidential candidates about it. It’s like he’s been sitting around reading lefty blogs, and he’s one of these childish people posting rants at the bottom the page, you know, Noam Chomsky and all this stuff. These are just a few of the comments about Osama Bin Ladens latest video.

Osama’s Left wing platitudes stand out remarkably in this transcript! After reading this, who do you think he is pulling for in the next election…. Republicans or Democrats? Seriously, would this not pump up the entire Democratic Party base if this speech were given at next year’s convention? I could see Markos ‘Screw Them’ Moulitsas break dancing in the background as the cheers and applauses roared in from the Democratic diehards. Can you hear them? “Osama for President!” . I should also note that Osama is not a Truther since he sounds pretty sure he’s responsible for 9/11. Someone should ask him about WTC 7. It gets better.

I didn’t even get through the second paragraph before I started giggling and making references to Mel Brooks movies (”Lend me your ears!”). Come to think of it, there is a striking resemblance between the two. Must be like those people who create multiple user names just to agree with themselves so they can feel smart. Why doesn’t the CIA just ask the NY Times where they are sending Osama’s daily paper? Anyone wondering if this isn’t a big “punked” done by the “Onion?” Chompsky? Stupid Dems couldn’t stop the war? If the Jihad was going so great, who’d need Pelosi? Our new and improved Bin laden is saying it’s all the Dem’s fault?

It was SUPPOSED to be Bush’s fault.

I expect to see Harry Reid give a press conference tomorrow announcing that he accepts Bin Ladens conditions to the end of the war on terror, and he will be converting to Islam as soon as possible. He will also start calling himself Harriri Bin Reid. Impressive. He managed to touch on nearly every DNC/Moveon.org talking point. I think he will turn up soon, and in the US. There will be some great post-Jihad opportunities for him here — President Mrs. Clinton’s Director of Health and Human Services, Senior Editor for the NYT, Al Franken’s time slot on Air America, Keith Ohlberman’s sidekick (on second thought, no, he would probably prefer to have an audience), producing Sean Penn’s next movie, Cindy Sheehan’s tour manager, Al Gore’s senior carbon offset trader, John Edward’s next palace architect, Bill Clinton’s virgin procurer, Chuck Shumer’s ethics advisor, Sandy Berger’s tailor, Al Sharpton’s stylist, President Obama’s Ambassador to Venezuela, DNC fundraising watchdog, editor for Jimmy Carter’s next book, CBS News Director of fact-checking, and President Hillary’s Supreme Court Justice nominee. Come on over, UBL!