Doctors In Southern China Find 6 Sewing Needles In Baby Boy's Body

of all the dumbass things to happen!! Apparently doctors in southern China were planning to perform surgery on a
1-year-old boy whose parents took him to a hospital because he had been
unusually fussy and learned he had six sewing needles in his body,
newspapers reported Monday.

and get this...The child's parents, migrant workers
from southwest China, said they had no idea how the needles ended up in
their son, nicknamed Xiao Yu! They must have been like, oh ok son! eat needles, since there are no lizards n stuff!