Dog Devoured by Black Squirrels
DECEMBER 1st, 2005, LAZO, RUSSIA — Black russian squirrels attack an innocent bystanding dog. Passerbys and local villagers blame the lack of nuts this year.
The eye witnesses claim that the squirrels attacked the dog, and in under a minute the attack was over, and the squrirels were victorious. When the people came and startled the squirrels, they were seen scampering off with pieces of flesh.
According to a local (unamed) scientist, the local forests had been barren of any fruits and nuts this year and this had been the reason for the attack.