E.Coli Claims Life of Beloved Hero

Chester, IL - (Blog-o-blah.blogspot.com) -- Popeye the Sailor, beloved hero and celebrity, died yesterday as the result of an E.Coli infection. In an ironic twist of fate, the old sailor contracted the sometimes-deadly disease from the vegetable he has championed for almost a century.

Popeye reportedly sealed his fated when he resorted to a can of E.Coli contaminated spinach during a bar fight in
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