Election Time Approaching -- Time To Bring Back The Arch Villain

"Wind him up and make him perform.

It’s election time in four months, time to bring back the arch villain that only George W. Bush and his henchmen can protect us from;

time to put those meek and weak liberals in their place;

time for our omnipotent leader to drag out his dire warnings and put fear into the hearts of Americans standing by with their flags, decals, and duct tape.

Let’s all go to the lobby where we can get addresses of where to send money to repel this evil menace.

Have faith. George will protect us."