Beckham Hung Like A Tractor Exhaust!
Posh Spice Victoria Beckham took time off from the Spice Girls' world tour to big up soccer superstar husband David's manhood after rumours that it had been digitally enhanced in adverts for Giorgio Armani underwear.
She has been telling friends and media about what a great sex life she has with 'golden balls' hubby revealing that as any soccer player who has shared an after match shower room with him will know "David is hung like a tractor exhaust"
Rebecca Loos the Beckhams' former nanny who claims to have had a
sexual relationship with Beckham while employed by the couple in Spain
and has subsequently built a celebrity C list media career on the back
of the claims has kept quiet so far refusing to plough that field again
at the moment. Loos sealed her infamy in the UK by masturbating a pig
to orgasm during a realty TV show. Seems she likes it down on the farm
- tractor or not.
Earlier this year rumours emerged that LA Galaxy player Beckham would be joining English soccer club Ipswich Town during the MLS league close season - Ipswich Town's nickname happens to be 'The Tractor Boys' leading to some spectulation in soccer circles that Posh was making a veiled reference to this and that a move to Ipswich if only for part of the UK season could now be on.
Beckham himself has yet to respond fully to the digital enhancement allegations or the unlikely move to Ipswich Town.