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Beckham Hung Like A Tractor Exhaust!
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by Paul Conneally | December 16, 2007 at 02:50 pm
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Posh Spice Victoria Beckham took time off from the Spice Girls' world tour to big up soccer superstar husband David's manhood after rumours that it had been digitally enhanced in adverts for Giorgio Armani underwear.
She has been telling friends and media about what a great sex life she has with 'golden balls' hubby revealing that as any soccer player who has shared an after match shower room with him will know "David is hung like a tractor exhaust"
Rebecca Loos the Beckhams' former nanny who claims to have had a
sexual relationship with Beckham while employed by the couple in Spain
and has subsequently built a celebrity C list media career on the back
of the claims has kept quiet so far refusing to plough that field again
at the moment. Loos sealed her infamy in the UK by masturbating a pig
to orgasm during a realty TV show. Seems she likes it down on the farm
- tractor or not.
Earlier this year rumours emerged that LA Galaxy player Beckham would be joining English soccer club Ipswich Town during the MLS league close season - Ipswich Town's nickname happens to be 'The Tractor Boys' leading to some spectulation in soccer circles that Posh was making a veiled reference to this and that a move to Ipswich if only for part of the UK season could now be on.
Beckham himself has yet to respond fully to the digital enhancement allegations or the unlikely move to Ipswich Town.
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at 15:07 on December 16th, 2007
does the world need more posh&becks???? but a new analogy like "hung like tractor exhaust" just might do it~~
at 15:11 on December 16th, 2007
That's the funniest phrase I've heard all day... in and of itself I don't consider it newsworthy, yet the meta-story is interesting: this phrase is all over the internet. I dare you to stick "tractor exhaust" and "beckham" in the search engine of your choice.
at 15:33 on December 16th, 2007
yes the meta-story is really interesting - and the Beckhams continue to engage the public with their antics - loved or hated in equal measures - no i think i got that wrong - they are loved much more than hated - especially David individually and as a couple and parents - Victoria on her own not as much...
at 07:09 on December 17th, 2007
if you have the consent of their parents, it is just called to masturbate a pig, and that comes at a discount.
if you don't, then it goes as molestation, and this can be expensive.
i do not want to think about the other options. OK for the former U.S.A., it is called "THE OFFSPRING", and there are fine illustrations inside the CD booklet (even it is old stuff from 1997). somehow, when i see this superstar, and "household name", i must think of the OFFSPRING songs.
i mean, constructively, if the kids ain't allright, will they, when beckham appears? maybe if they don't have a correct grasp of english grammar, now they can: "bend it like beckham" (english course designed for people from other countries, for instance schoolkids).
POSH and BECKHAM, we love you! (at least for now).
but why can't we link to PEPSI ARABIA . COM ?? it is printed in small letters, that they do not want it. however, there you can see nice stuff about soccer, and also download cool wallpapers. but, ehm, for some local custom reason, don't link to the site.
don't let them become a new "JACKO" (including tattoo removal, facelifting, and the like). OKOK, the silicon implants already removed? holy saints. i am scared. lucky for me, that i am not into soccer.
i think all active parents should be talked about in constructive ways- molestating pigs or not- there is always hope a new generation brings. lovely kids, maybe they are alright? OK well, if yu have the consent, it is only called "masturbation". chances are, if you are rich, you can go off for free. just don't show the pics on the net (or don't get caught).
OK a dad of children has to have, and to show, responsibilty. it is maybe slanderous, you link this lovely couple (including their nice romantic perfume) to a gameshow with real living pigs. or if you claim, that d. beckham listens to EMINEM...maybe it is not true at all.
always believe superstars are innocent, or at least, they seek a local church, if they need to consume a line (stimulating substances). a superstar would never buy street drugs, consume the stuff in the public, and the like. and a daddy? if you are one, this is a persil letter that you are innocent. don't care about bad press, and the few dozens of death toll you left next the road.
D. BECKHAM and CO.- substance for dozens of fictional, or maybe even not so fictional, scare stories. think of JACKO's neverland ranch, false imprisonment, and explicit DVD.
OKOK the tattoo is only to impress his fans, so to say, for decorative purpose.
after the death of JACKO, america is happy that she haves him, and the population needed BECKHAM and CO. for long. don't think he's the same bad as JACKO- just a strange taste lingers around the whole area of soccer, 25 million dollars for one year, and the like.
OK they also have large bills to pay. skills to pay the bills. he has them. what makes him so special? hard training from young age on. british ancestors with fine traditions. and the like. guess. and...maybe...NIKE clothing. and...holidays on tropical islands. OK they are not for everyone. only the high society. for this reason, maybe not everyone liked the PEPSI advertising.