Jesus Held Ransom Over "Wiener Poopie"

This is such a great story. A woman in America wakes up to find that her concrete Jesus has been abducted. A phone call follows. A "graspy voice" says "Check your mailbox". In the mailbox is a ransom note: the statue is being held pending the woman cleaning up the "wiener poopie", from her 4 daschunds. I know it's silly but the whole thing gives me a cosmic feeling that this is what Youtube is for. (Thanks dooce!)