The Onion's Worst Band Names of 2007
It's that time of year--album releases slow to a crawl, the PR shuffle slows to a crawl, and editors and writers seeking filler and desiring easy holiday writing compile their Best and Worst of the year lists. Though you're likely to come across hundreds of these over the next month, take a moment to appreciate the Onion AV Club's selections--you won't be disappointed.
They've got a couple of doozies this year (including "Let it Die: 23 Songs That Should Never Be Covered Again") but my personal favourite is "The Worst Band Names of '07." Here's an excerpt:
Yo Moma's Big Fat Booty Band
"FunkHopRock 4 the Soul"
Shout Out Out Out Out
"What happens when 2 Hollywood rappers team up with a cracker from Oakland?" Don't ask.
The Asbestos Tampons
Among their MySpace friends: Tasty Twat Records
Malice In Wonderland
I Sank Molly Brown
Poetic Justice League 4 America
The Hobbits Of The Shire
Uprise Of The Dope Fiendz
Kidz In The Hall
Poets & Pornstars