Posh Spice Dumps the Girls

by Nicole Billard | December 11, 2007 at 04:04 pm
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Posh Beckham does not drive a minivan to soccer camp

Posh Beckham does not drive a minivan to soccer camp

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Citing possible wardrobe malfunctions and the escapist nature of her faux-featurettes, Posh Spice (aka Becks Babe, aka Victoria Beckham) has removed her breast implants.

After years of surgery denial, she had revealed the truth about three years ago and is now ready to divest the assets.

Posh herself has stated on several occasions that she is not a solo artist, a dancer or a musician, but struggles to perfect her craft and is thankful for the opportunities The Spice Girls have given her. Sources now wonder what she will, in fact, offer the group in the way of an individual talent. :o)

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Kaitlin
Kaitlin
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at 16:46 on December 11th, 2007

Nicole Billard, very funny stuff. You should be celeblogging. :)

She should have a bit of her own by now, shouldn't she? She's had three kids! 

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Jordan Yerman

I like how the sentence is structured as if Ms. Beckam removed the implants herself, as if they were snap-on accessories. I just spewed coffee onto my keyboard. Thanks a lot.  But seriously, if the Spice Girls pick up a new demi-generation of fans with their new tour, it'd be good to see them looking more real and less fake.

Rob Peters
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at 09:28 on December 12th, 2007

I always thought Posh was the most awkward of the crew. She really can't dance to save her life. Maybe this will help somehow.

djsblack
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at 13:56 on December 16th, 2007

Nicole Billard, good stuff. Her talents lie outside music.

azzayindia
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at 02:37 on January 15th, 2008

Nicole Billard, I like this story. It's good stuff.

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