Posh Spice Dumps the Girls
Citing possible wardrobe malfunctions and the escapist nature of her faux-featurettes, Posh Spice (aka Becks Babe, aka Victoria Beckham) has removed her breast implants.
After years of surgery denial, she had revealed the truth about three years ago and is now ready to divest the assets.
Posh herself has stated on several occasions that she is not a solo artist, a dancer or a musician, but struggles to perfect her craft and is thankful for the opportunities The Spice Girls have given her. Sources now wonder what she will, in fact, offer the group in the way of an individual talent. :o)