AIDS & Genocide Are Good For Earth

Okay, I get it, the ice caps are melting, polar bears are dying,Indonesia is going to be underwater, and hurricanes will continue toravage Florida. My question is why am I supposed to care?

Sure, I know that global warming is happening but it shouldn’t stopme from driving a gas guzzling Range Rover, leaving my lights on whenI’m not at home, and burning my plastic GI Joe dolls and throwing themoff my roof into the ocean because energy waste and CO2 emissions arenot the problem, I am.

Carbon emissions might cause global warming but they are the result of an exponentially increasing population.

Currently there are 6 billion people in the world. There were only 3billion 40 years ago. Added to which 76 million people are addedannually. If nothing changes, in 43 years the world population willgrow to 12 billion people. And all of these people need to eat, drivecars, and log onto the Internet to search for porn.

Which means that even if you reduce overall carbon emissions it willbe impossible to stop global warming because any gains that are madewill be drastically offset by the ever expanding population.

But nobody wants to fix the population problem. They only want tofix the emissions which is like putting a bandaid over a gun wound. Sowhile women try and have children in their sixties and more people livepast a hundred; AIDS, Genocide and all other population reducingdiseases are doing more to save the earth than the Prius LeonardoDiCaprio just bought, and that is sad.