PETA wants Tiger Woods to go naked to save the Tigers

“Considering that Tiger Woods’ life is essentially a media circus, we hope that the superstar golfer can relate to the plight of his namesakes in the circus. That’s why we’ve written a letter to Tiger asking him to tee up for one of our ever-popular naked tiger demos. We’re hoping that Mr. Woods will show his true stripes by stripping down to his skivvies and painting his body with orange and black stripes.”