Fat-Powered Butt Boat: The Backside of Green

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There is no amount of awesome that will do this thing justice! The attached article discusses a round-the-world biodiesel boat race, one craft of which is powered partly by liposuctioned butt fat. Wow, a truly renewable resource! For long-distance journeys, you could have a sort of vacuum pump that you can administer yourself so you don't have to pull over. I meant "you" in a general (and hypothetical) sense, not you specifically. You, dear reader, your butt is just fine. But don't stop exercising regularly.