Fun Police

Thank goodness for the men in blue. A bunch of restless, disaffected youth gathered at an art space last night, no doubt consuming alcoholic beverages, and tried to have a rock and roll concert. The noise was so ferocious that the poor crack dealers could hardly do their business. They called themselves the S.T.R.E.E.T.S., and acronym for Skating Totally Rules Everything Else Totally Sucks. Skateboarding! These kids should be doing crystal meth and breaking into suburban homes, not skateboarding and listening to rock music. Or they should be street racing their Acuras down busy streets toting guns and going to our sity's fine SANCTIONED nightclubs like The Plaza, Caprice, The Roxy, and Stone Temple. But in an alley in the Downtown East Side?! I'll have none of that nonesense.

Fuck you VPD.