God should bless male prostitute who outed Ted Haggard: Village Voice

by Actual News Geezer | November 16, 2006 at 07:39 am

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Dan Savage writes a truly savage and witty column in today's Village Voice, and threatens CNN's Paula Zahn with scatalogical harm.

Adopting an ersatz evangelical tone, Savage preaches to his followers to "make a joyful noise...whenever a powerful hypocrite is exposed. God should bless Mike Jones, the male prostitute who exposed
Ted Haggard..."

Be warned: the following passage may gross you out:

If Jesus can't be bothered to work a miracle for the most powerful evangelical minister in the country, what "hope" is there for the average dyke? None.

The ex-gay thing is over. It's dead. It was bullshit from the start. And I will personally track down and bitch-slap the next fundie douche who sends me an e-mail explaining how Jesus can cure me. And I will personally track down and shit in the mouth of the next cable news anchor who entertains the notion of a miracle cure for homosexuality. Consider yourself warned, Paula Zahn.