Googlism - The Church Of Google

by alaaron | September 13, 2006 at 10:40 pm
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We at The Church Of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. It is the ultimate bridge between people and information.

Googlists do not believe in the supernatural. We believe that virtually all "gods" before Google were purely based on invisible, fictional beings. We do not claim that Google is supernatural in any way. She, like all other gods before Her, is man made. No faith is required to believe in Her, for we consider the concept of belief without evidence (faith) to be of the utmost intellectual laziness.

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