Haggard now "completely heterosexual"
In the footsteps of such venerable characters as Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Baker, Ted Haggard's hypocritical fall from grace is almost a cliche now. Except that Haggard alledgedly out-sinned even the finest fallen angels. After being accused of getting hopped up on crystal meth and then getting a tender rub down from a local male prostitute the Reverend now claims that he is totally straight. Totally. Turns out his dope-enhanced gay dalliances were just some kind of expression of his straightness.
DENVER - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."
Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.