Hard Hitting Journalism: My Recent Facial at Diva Salon

Do you remember that game that you used to play as a kid, 7 Minutes in Heaven? Okay, I never really played it, but I remember watching other kids make out in closets on TGIF or reruns of Blossom. Anyway, my recent facial at Diva Salon could easily steal that nomenclature. Though it would have been more like 77 minutes in heaven.