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I'm almost ashamed to perpetuate this kind of story. Almost, but not quite. Apparently the kids these days are getting desperate.
We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe."
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at 16:08 on November 6th, 2007
Rob Peters, this story is a piece of crap.
In a jar.
With a balloon on it.
Good stuff!
at 09:41 on November 7th, 2007
I refuse to crowdsource this. (What's wrong with licking toads and frying banana skins?!)
at 15:00 on November 7th, 2007
this seems like a precursor to a darwin award.