God's fluid intellect

by sam_micheal | February 4, 2011 at 02:18 am
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When i watch improv (whether Thai or English) i'm always dazzled by the fluid intelligence exhibited by the players. i'm currently in Lesson 8 of the transformation-team's series. But i haven't yet begun the lesson.. i just caught a glimpse of the subjects and had to get some sleep. So i'm just guessing at this point. ;) i'm gonna write the following 'on the fly' as an example of fluid intelligence without backspacing or correcting/editing myself afterwards. Please forgive any typos or misspellings.

imagine three inprov artists makng fun of me and (this would be quite an honor btw) my ideas. i think the true 'asid test' of a man claiming humility is to make fun of him - if he can swallow it in stride, if he can laugh with you, then i suppose he's actaually humble. ;) so .. here goes .. imagine three artists making fun of me in an imporov setting.. for convenience, we'll use the labels: S=sam, L=luciver, and N=neutral moderator. (it's actually difficult to write like this without correcting myself - spelling errors and so on so please bear with me..)
L: sam, you arrogant f___, so you thinnk you proved god exists?
S: sam i am i eat green eggs and ham
N: come on guys show sum respect for eachother
S: i cannot eat them here or there i cannot eath them anywhere
L: answer the f___ing question asshole
S: okay .. yes, i believe i did prove God exists scienfiically
L: and you think you can 'tell the world' and help them find God..
S: is that a question or just you talking to yourself?
N: look guys, if you cannot treat eachother with a modicum of respect,..
S: what does modicum mean?
N: well..
[L interrupts]L: JACKass, you KNOW what modicum means; stop trying to deflect the argument
S: sorry Satan .. i just feel .. sometimes .. i'd like to SING!
N: stop that! stop that! no singing!
S: so sam, you thinkn youj're createive like Monty Python?
S: no, more like a dog in the studio just sniffing his balls..
L: very funny..
N: 'funny guys', can we get back to the argument?
[L glares at S]
S: i guess so..
L: dindn't you think you were the Antichrist or something when you were a kid?
S: yea, but i fell off the Mount of Doom
L: so you switched sides? you defected?
S: yes, but if you read my writings, you see i'm very critical of Christians and ftheir faith Jesus was Christ
L: so you are actually the Antichrist
S: no, i'm more like the Father of Sam who whispers to dogs in the night..
[N is intent on keeping his mouth shut now]
SL: so you're so fantastically intelligent and SO humble that you think you've solved problems it humanity has not been able to solve so for centuries?
S: it's not actually my intelligence that proved God exists
L: [rolls his eyes] i can see where this is going
S: you know what i'm gonna say - God proved God exists
L: doesn't taht sound the least beit arrogantto you?
S: God only wants recotgnition for her creation - nothing more
L: look, i know for a fact God exists - i told that Bitch personally to F___ Off!
S: so why do you have such a problem if God proves God exists?
L: because it's so freaking self-indulgent! first, you want worship then you want adoration?
S: speaking for God now, i never asked for wordship - that was you and your wiley ways trying to manipulate ppl into thininking God needs worship.. She Don't.
L: okay smarty pants, tell me what 'God needs'
S: What's the one constant in the Universe? What do all living things need?
L: oh so mushy mushy it makes mwe want to vomit.
S: come on it's so simple - you say it
N: love?
S: that's right .. God only wants/needs your love .. is that so greedy or horrid?
L: i still think she's a freaking demanding Bitch.
S: you WOULD thiink that ASShole
[the 3 of them collectively sigh]
S: so what about my proof moderator - will you think about it?
N: give me a couple entcentruries to validate/invalidate your claims
[Lucifer starts lauhing]
[the other 23 start laughing with him]
[S starts laughin AT him]
[his laughter gets so loud the studio audience must cover their ears]
[Satan's eyes start turning red in anger and hatred]
[the studio audience and N start laughing with S]
[L's heasd begins to look like as if it will explode from anger]
[he disappears in a puff of smoke]
S: i TOLD you .. he can't stand a joke .. isn't that the true measure of arrogance?
[N looks at his hands in consternation]

Back to normal writing style and self-correction. (i actually typed that without making a mistake.;) (and that too!;) What i'm trying to say in this essay is: for the most part, for most of my recent essays, it was actually God speaking to you directly. Now that's quite a claim and i realize it must sound arrogant to many. But if you can accept the fact that i've made Humility a discipline, that God actually exists and cares for us, that She does answer prayers, then it's not much of a stretch to accept the rest .. In my recent uploaded video i mention the fact i 'healed Tofie's broken spine'. If you doubt me, get a vet here to examine him. X-ray him and test him to see what kind of trauma his spine endured from the accident Joe claims he saw. If you can prove that i healed Tofie's broken spine (with one massage), i ask you again - don't make a big deal out of it. I'm not here to do miracles of that sort. The only miracle i'm here for is one: to open your hearts to God. When that happens, i will shut up for good and won't need to preach any more. (For those of you who cannot stand preachers.) i myself have little stomach for arrogant preachers .. but i can listen to those who prove to me they're Humble.

Btw, the only true weapon against Satan is laughter. In 2012, when we have our 'Satan Eviction Party', when we all laugh from our hearts at his Idiocy, then he will leave Earth for good. I promise this.

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The 1

"think the true 'asid test' of a man claiming humility is to make fun of him - if he can swallow it in stride, if he can laugh with you, then i suppose he's actaually humble"

"The only miracle i'm here for is one: to open your hearts to God. When that happens, i will shut up for good and won't need to preach any more. (For those of you who cannot stand preachers.) i myself have little stomach for arrogant preachers .. but i can listen to those who prove to me they're Humble."

If there is anything humble, not completely arrogant, or not in someway indicative of preaching in the above article, I must have missed it..1

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sam_micheal

T1, yes of course i preach - that is my 'unfortunate' destiny .. being trained formally in mathematics (statistics from Michigan State), i invariably fight with myself to present things in a non-mathematical language (English). u r Absolutely Correct in that above is preaching; however, u would need to 'sit in my pants' to know for sure if my perspective is arrogant or not. u, unfortunately, do not have that benefit unless u r also connected to the divine. are you? or perhaps connected to something else as another reader implied .. there are 3 distinct possibilities: 1. u r completely alone (which i doubt) 2. u r associated with the Divine or 3. u r associated with Satan. considering my bent (read CS Lewis), that i fight for good/truth/God, i suspect u r possibly unknowingly working for Satan. i'm sorry to put it like this T1 .. and i Hate to label ppl without knowing them face to face .. but your comments tend to attack me personally .. and if u have not read all of my material available on Scribd and NowPublic, i tend to think u r being at least Satanically manipulated (like Obama). you have a Brilliant mind that is obvious. but .. just because Satan is brilliant does not make him RIGHT. Satan is wrong (in his manipulations and bent). i realize 'someone must do the job' of doing evil things. but i disagree with you on another comment: just because God created Satan does not make automatically God approve of Satan. this is an age-old Christian argument which i agree with: a child of mine - if he/she does wrong, does not mean i approve of everything they do. of course, i will always love my child - but again - that does not mean i approve of everything they do. if we look at Satan as 'just another child of God', God does not have to approve of Satan just because She created him. Satan may have a 'job to do' (such as i have implied elsewhere - such as determining all the ways we turn from God) .. but that does not mean God approves of evil things. this is where i must disagree with you. God = Love (not pain or suffering or hatred or anything negative). Satan (if he indeed exists) is a force for evil plain and simple. if you force everyone to believe your way (of the force), you force us to accept Satan is good - which he is NOT. Satan can never be good in any perspective of the word .. i realize you are trying to lift us intellectually above our reasonings of 'right' and 'wrong' but in this perspective, a rape of a child is 'okay' and also murdering mom or dad. when these things are CLEARLY wrong. so i must disagree with you on a moral basis. human beings need morals (as Moses gave laws to the Jews) .. this was always recognized .. always .. perhaps Moses simply went up a mountain near Israel and pretended to get the 10 Commandments from God .. that may have been deception on his part (i've taken classes on classical Judaism) .. but .. even if it was deception on Moses' part, that does not make the 10 Commandments wrong. human beings need laws (obviously). they need more importantly a morality structure to determine right from wrong. and the dichotomy of Satan/God provides this. again, your perspective may be 'more correct' (as in the Force may be the true way of looking at things) .. but human beings need more. human beings invariably need to be told what is right and wrong (even tho it should be obvious) .. so even tho i am not a Bible advocate, i agree that morality is absolutely required for human existence presently .. maybe someday, when we are more evolved spiritually, we can dispense with morality (when we recognize intuitively what is right and wrong), but for now - we need some commandments, laws, and yes - even punishment for wrong-doers .. in a utopia, we don't need laws or punishment because everyone does what they're supposed to do .. but when will we ever have utopia? when the human race is extinct? or perhaps when we have truly spiritually evolved.. that is what i write for - to help us spiritually evolve. do u get me yet?

PS: just because i push Christian forgiveness (also) does not mean forgiveness = approving of wrongdoing .. forgiveness is more about acceptance - more than anything else .. if i forgive Arthur or Yui for doing something 'wrong' (in my morality structure), then it is NOT essentially me approving of their wrongdoing - it is accepting them for who they are: human beings who make mistakes .. we are All human and make mistakes from time to time and so all of us need forgiveness occasionally .. i do not encourage individual judges (making criminal decisions) to operate this way .. i do however encourage countries and religions to operate this way .. because human society would be chaos if we forgave everything (humans tend to do what they can get away with) .. and equally, we would destroy ourselves if countries and religious groups cannot forgive. but see, this is likely one of the most important things i have ever said/written - and all inspired by your 'Satanic bent' ;) so yes - i agree with you - Satan is absolutely required in our universe .. if he didn't 'do the job' (of being evil), who else would?

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The 1

Sam..those who disagree with you aren't necessarily in anyway, satanically motivated.

When you understand creation my friend, you will understand what you term as 'satan'.

All things are as one under God..You my friend are not that, sorry !

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sam_micheal

Okay, you're 100% correct: Satan = God .. So when do you want to get together to worship Satan? my place or yours? .. better yet .. i have a better suggestion: why don't we form a Yahoo group worshiping you! :) look, i'll go make one right now .. i'll call it "Worship The 1" Yahoo group .. or would you prefer we use your real name? just lemme know so i can go make one straight away.. if you read above, i mean really Read above, i never say for sure you're working for Satan .. but since you react out of ego, you force me to ask the age-old question:

i've always wanted to ask:

after Satan signs your paycheck,

must you endorse the back in blood?
or the same shit you write above?

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The 1

It's not something you worship..This whole idea of 'worship' comes from man and his religions. It has nothing to do with creation or the essence of the universe.

Your confusing yourself by these philosophical or religious ideas of God, Satan, Heaven, Hell, etc. God is not a human, nor is a human God_but it can also be said, God is a human, and a human can be God. BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND THIS AND YOU WILL BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND GOD.

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sam_micheal

T1, i agree with the worship comment (as you can read from the original article above) .. but your insistence to have the last comment on an essay 'this one grain of sand' initiated is infantile .. i can sit here day after day replying to your ego but when will you ever let your ego go as Buddha taught? typing in all caps doesn't make you right. just as having the 'last word' on an essay comment does not make you right. when you can let go your ego, you will understand God as i've written in all my essays .. but since your ego is intent on squashing mine (which does not exist in a way you can imagine), just go ahead - put another comment here just to prove to everyone how petty and childish you're being now .. even so, i can still say from my heart truly and honestly: i forgive you, i love you, and i will pray for you. can you say the same (from your heart) for me?

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The 1

This has nothing to do with ego or having the last word Sam. You may be avoiding the obvious here. Your choice I guess.

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