Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

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Jesus second coming hits a snag!

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Lord Jesus Christ (50 years old) was walking at a crosswalk in Northhampton, Massachusetts,when he was unceremoniously run over by a 20 year old woman. Jesus Christ miraculously only suffered facial injuries according to police.

At first reading this news story, I thought, Wow!, what a sad way to start the second coming of Christ, only to be taken out by a Buick.  I can almost imagine the laughter by the four horsemen of the apocalypse upon learning of JC getting whacked.

It seems there is a man who is actually named the Lord Jesus Christ.  One wonders if his Mom and Dad go by the name of Mary and Joseph? 

The 20 year old woman Brittany Cantarella most likely got her 15 minutes of infamy, rivaling Judas as only the second person in history able to take our Jesus. 

Cantarella, an Italian name, may not be very welcome in the Catholic community, once word hits the Vatican. 

In the end Brittany Cantarella was charged with failing to yield for a pedestrian.

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Brittany has to face a judge in court, who upon reading the charges will have a hard time keeping his or her judicial composure.

Brittany can thank her lucky stars she didn't hit Mohammed.

What?  Too soon?