Seniors go bare for charity

By Barry O'Regan

Jesus Tap Dancing Hockey Sticks, now that is just nasty!

Does society not care how money is raised for food bank charities.  There has to be a better way.

Senior citizen's peeling it all off for charity, can make anyone wonder what's next? 

Society says the new 30 is 50, so it can be assumed the new 50 is 80.

But really, do homeless or the down on their luck crowd really need this type of advertising for their plight?

Nothing like bringing up your lunch as little Timmy and Jennifer are traumatized as they see photo spreads of grandma's or grandpa's with their shriveled wedding tackle hanging out, complete with skin tags and various appendix scars displayed in a full colour spread hanging off a fridge magnet.

This is all society needs, viewing a hip Grandma dressed in a Lady GaGa "Depends" style G- string and laser bra. What's next, Grandpa dressed in a Adam Lambert leather codpiece, straddling a Rascal scooter.

This cannot be good for any environment, even for a food bank charity, but then how could mom, dad and the kids keep that food down anyway, once one pulls that unsuspecting calender out of the food hamper.

A can of string beans never looked so good as you bash your eyes out in an attempt to blind yourself.  What ever happened to cutesy puppy and kitten calendars?  Is society that desperate to raise money?

Who would buy this?

God help us all!