Tooth Faerie to monopolize high tech bonanza
Japanese scientists say they have created human stem cells from tissue taken from the discarded wisdom teeth of a 10-year-old girl.
.......or where they stolen by a gang of thugs in the great tooth faerie heist ?
The researchers say their work suggests that wisdom teeth could be a suitable alternative to human embryos as a source for therapeutic stem cells.
The researchers, based at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology (AIST), say it will be at least five years before their findings result in practical medical applications.
China in a bid to catch up with Tooth Faerie inc. has already began mandatory tooth extractions (see picture) and outdoor vendors in a Souk in Morocco have begun hawking their wares. (see picture)
Stem cells have the ability to develop into other kinds of human cells, and experts believe they may eventually lead to treatments for some of the most intractable conditions, such as cancer and diabetes.
The AIST researchers said they had identified a form of stem cell in the wisdom teeth which had the capability to develop and be grown successfully into other forms of cell outside the body.
The cells they harvested continued to grow in the laboratory for just over a month, they added.
Tooth Faerie inc. is calling for an investigation with claims of espionage and copyright infringement. Sources close to the clandestine organization say "we have been storing teeth in climatically controlled vaults for years"
"we used teeth that had been extracted three years ago and had been preserved in a freezer. That means that it's easy for us to stock this source of stem cells."
In the US, dentists are starting to offer to store stem cells taken from wisdom teeth and from baby teeth, another potential source, for therapeutic purposes in the future.
Sources at Tooth Faerie inc. in a statement released today, say they are prepared to step up production by issuing pliers to each of their collection agents and implementing a 2 for one plan.