Universe creation in God's living room

This essay is basically a proof that God cannot be material; God must be spiritual. i thought about writing a screenplay/story based on the idea God was an inspired engineer on a research team. The more i thought about the idea, the more it displeased me because we (we and our universe) became more like an experiment or toy in this view.. Suppose God was some kind of sophisticated engineer from a very advanced civilization. Suppose She wanted to create a universe in Her living room to prove to Her associates it could be done. i will prove to you this is impossible .. First, She must have at least six dimensions in Her universe to contain ours. (That's not impossible - just difficult to visualize.) Next, our length scale must be many orders of magnitude less than Hers to fit in Her living room. That right there causes a problem because if Her universe contains ours, Her length scale also applies to ours - so that stops the design but let's continue for the sake of argument. Some time ago, i derived a relation between four quantities: elasticity, impedance, charge value, and Planck length. i called it the 'universal equation' because it summarizes things nicely about our universe: Y0/Z0 = 5.4525(e/lP)^2. If we were some toy universe in God's living room, we'd need a length scale much smaller than Hers, but because of the equation above, charge value, impedance, and elasticity would all have to be proportionately smaller. (The cool thing about the equation above is that it also must apply to God's universe (or i should say - any universe with material life) as well..) So let's say She could somehow overcome the length issue and make our length scale less than Hers. Because that equation applies to any universe with material life, it must also apply to Hers. If Her length scale is orders of magnitude larger, then her charge value, impedance, and elasticity must also be larger.. The problem is elasticity. If Her universe has a Very large elasticity, that equates with the force of gravitation being orders of magnitude larger. Material life, as we know it, cannot exist in this environment. If (even in our universe) the force of gravitation was very much larger, then stars would collapse into neutron stars without burning or perhaps even black holes.. Life would never have a chance to arise.. The fact life did arise in our universe is a testament to the weakness of gravitation (very low elasticity in our universe). So we cannot be a toy universe in God's living room. And at the same time: God must be immaterial/spiritual. This is very reassuring from the engineering standpoint (and our inherent value as God's creation) .. More about the actual creation: i realized that God might have used two equally massed black holes to create the matter in our universe. It would make things easier if indeed our universe is a hypertorus. If you spin, charge, and accelerate the black holes in opposite directions on the torus, you can collide them when speed is sufficient. This corresponds to smashing two protons in a particle accelerator. Since protons are fair analogies of spinning charged black holes, i have no doubt this can be done. The critical factor to me is hypertorus creation. How in the heck do you manipulate spacetime to create a universe apart from your own with its own unique elasticity etc? It just boggles my mind: spacetime fabrication.. She must Be one heck of an engineer. ;)

(For those who believe protons are mini-universes - i doubt it.. Remember our length scale, elasticity, etc must apply to 'life inside protons' (if it exists), so any physics inside and out must be equivalent. For there to be life inside protons, the length scale must be proportionately smaller. But as i argued above, this is impossible (sorry).)