[vodka love]

I love Polish Vodka. It is great straight from the freezer.

I have some Polish friends who very kindly bring it over to the UK for me. I like Polish people too. They are friendly, very hospitable and have a great work ethic.

One of my Polish friends told me recently that two of his Polish friends were out looking for work last week and they couldn't find the Job Centre. They stopped to politely ask some men sitting on a bench drinking cans of lager (this was during the morning), and were told "we don't know where the Job Centre is, but we know where the airport is!"

THE IRONY OF IT.

These lazy bast**ds sitting on their arses drinking lager have an effing cheek. They wouldn't know where the Job Centre is as they have probably never had a job. They would rather draw benefits each week to pay for their lager, and let the rest of us taxpayers pay for them to sit on their arses all week.

And they have the audacity to be rude to Polish people who come over here to get jobs and give something to society.

Therefore I drink Polish Vodka. It is my way to give something back to the fine country of Poland. It is my way to help the Polish economy.

It is a tough sacrifice, but I am up to the task.

I'm off for a shot.