Woman diagnosed with fear of vegetables

by Barry Artiste | November 12, 2009 at 07:14 am

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Barry Artiste Op.Ed

Perhaps if she is afraid of carrots, she should try rabbit penises.

http://my.nowpublic.com/health/bunnies-get-tailor-made-penis-transplants

She suffers from a fear known as lachanophobia, which leaves her sweating and stricken with panic attacks at the merest sight of a sprout or a pea.

Miss Larrieux survives on a diet of meat, potatoes, cereals and an occasional apple but refuses even a single slice of carrot on her dinner plate.