You want nutrition, eat carrots!

On the side of the ice cream cup from The Chocolate Shoppe, Madison, WI

"Nutritional Information: Don't even ask. This is the best ice cream made in Wisconsin, and it tastes so good because it has gobs of rich Wisconsin cream, tons of real ingregients for boat-loads of luscious flavors. That means it's not low-fat, low-calorie or low-anything, and that's why everyone loves it. You want nutrition, eat carrots."