How to Find out if Your Woman Is Cheating on You and Where She Is at that Time

by Obi-Akpere | July 3, 2007 at 09:13 am
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The spy panties may sound like something out of a bad spy movie,
but it's actually as real as they come. You can now track your
girlfriend/wife wherever she goes and even know if she's cheating on
you, without her knowing about it.



If you're the jealous type, or just paranoid, you can keep track of
your woman using the spy panties, a thing – I don't know if I can call
it a device, or a gadget – that lets you know where exactly

your partner is, all day, everyday.


Moreover, the spy panties can even send you accurate information about
her temperature and heart rate, so that you know instantly if and when
she's "hotter" than usual, or if the panties are not where they're
supposed to be.



The best thing about it is the fact that your partner has no clue that
you're on her tail, because the panties use a combination of GPS technology
and sensors to transmit data back to a fixed location from most places
in the world. This allows the jealous boyfriend/husband to find out
where she is in a matter of seconds, using a computer, a cell phone or a PDA.



In case you're wondering why she doesn't realize she's being followed,
I'll tell you that the device mounted on the panties is actually quite
small and disguised as an innocent pattern on the material, something
like a flower or a heart, and doesn't weigh very much.
Again,
if you're wondering who the sicko that invented this device is, I'll
tell you: the US citizens. How so? Well, this a technology originally
developed by the U.S. military through DARPA (Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency), which, you have guessed it, is funded by the
taxpayers' money.



Nice, isn't it? As you probably know, DARPA has almost unlimited funds
and way too many crazy ideas to spend it on, but this is truly the
wackiest so far, even better than the laughing bullets or the
Terminator robot look-alike.



For all of you wanting to know more about these special panties,
there's a site where they can be purchased, with prices ranging from
$99 to $1190, but they don't say how you should convince the girl to
actually wear them.



Any ideas?

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