Human Urine Rears Better Fish Food

If you've ever, erm, "evacuated your bodily fluid wastes" after eating asparagus, the following might not come as a surprise to you.  Human urine has been shown to help rear small planktonic organisms that are used to feed farmed fish.  The plankton were observed to reproduce four days earlier than if fed cow dung, cow urine, vermin compost, or cow and poultry poop.

Given the potential endless supply of urine, especially from beer-binging university students, this source could provide an alternative to other fertilizers that damage aquatic environments through eutrophication.

At this point, there's no reason to believe these plankton could act as a disease vector.  I'd be happy to chow down on peepee-poissons, as long as they rinse the plankton before hand!