I can't believe that tiny tab weighed so much

I can't believe that tiny tab weighed so much

It is amazing. I was told by the doc that I need to lose weight and I tried everything but nothing worked. I didn't lose any weight...even a gram. Then the kind gentleman brought me home and removed this tab from my head. Now I feel I can fly. I have lost so much weight that I can't even keep standing in a strong wind...