I smell careers burning
We've watched them laugh, bicker, cohabitate, shop, date, play poker, dance, skate and now they're going to ... cook?
Yes, the apocalyptic merger of "celebrity" and "reality" — otherwise known as television's 10th Circle of Hell — moves into a fiery test kitchen this week with Celebrity Cooking Showdown (NBC, CH, 9 tonight; 8 p.m. Tuesday-Friday).
What's next? Swimming With Superstars? The Great Celebrity Car Wash? Famous People Visit The Dentist?