I suppose what my brother in law does for a living gives a lot of people the creeps

"He shaves Lady X in swift, efficient strokes, and there is something gentle about this, something almost ancient. Like the ritualistic washing of a body in some cultures. It looks tender, at least until Joe uses a small hose to aim a stream of water down Lady X?s face to remove the cream ? that somehow reminds me of the rinse cycle in a carwash."