Inside Brazil%u2019s World Cup Carnival

I’m standing in the middle of about 75 Brazil football fans and all of them are moving their hips in a way that seems anatomically impossible to my body. Try as I might, the samba beat is not inside me so I resort to my rhythmically-challenged dance moves that I have been using to poor degree since I was old enough to take an interest in women. Think Pete Crouch doing the robot, but even more awkward and even more painful to watch.