Interesting conversation overheard by my Girlfriend at Wal Mart

It is not unusual, most places where crowds congregate are
susceptable to a host of bacteria, virus and other nasty, that is the
joy in living in society.

 The things I wish I could divulge but
can't in my daily life would most likely scare the beejeezus out of
you. If you really want to see what is out there, grab a PDA swab
available at any Analyitcal Lab and go to your Public Library, grab a
book, any book and swab a 10cm x 10cm area on the cover and send it
back to the lab and be prepared to be amazed with the results.  The
same is true for shopping carts, hospital waiting rooms, sneeze guards
at your local restaurant. There is no use fretting about things like
this, for if you do, then slap on some kleenex boxes for slippers, grow
your hair and nails real long, shower in bleach, wrap yourself in saran
wrap and find a closet in which to hide in,  and while you're at it
call yourself Howard Hughes. Just accept it, there is nasty stuff out
there.